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I never thought I’d react with such absolute joy to a scene where nefarious pharmaceutical company goons rob a grave…

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citycyclops:

Chief O’Brien is still learning how to use the transporter.

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satanss-nipples:

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smashing-articles-of-footwear:

spadesslick:

horror—terrors:

fun fact: If you separate the 4 and the 2 making them different numbers. Then translate them into Japanese  shi, and ni. Then put the words together, shini, it means death (shini-gami = god of death). So knowing that

The answer to the ultimate question… of life, the universe, and everything is…

death.

That fact is not fun.

Well, the number 4 in Japanese can also be translated to Yon. So if we have the words Yon and Ni and then put them together, it is yonni, which translates to nothing (as far as i know) in Japanese, however, in Sanskrit, it means vagina. 

So therefore, the answer to the ultimate question….of life, the universe, and everything is…

vagina

Life comes from the vagina only to be later greeted by death.

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i just hit myself in the face my phone

But the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything is

"What is five times nine?"

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helpingpetsbehave:

There is no limit to what you can train an animal to do with positive reinforcement.

Really? Do it with cats then.

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billy-mermays:

ishallnotconformtoyourconformity:

how is cooking feminine i mean it’s fuckin knives and fuckin fire and fuckin dead shit 

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Plutonium…

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grassfire:

iflutterbye:

I’m living in a nation where 70% of the media is owned by the same people who own this paper. As you can see, they are very fair and balanced in their reporting.

reminder that the entire australian political system is being puppetmastered by a hideous old undead lich who gave up his australian citizenship decades ago because he doesn’t like paying taxes.

for total transparency i feel obligated to say that undead newspaper golem was my former employer, but i stole a lot of stationary while i was there

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